Krabby Patty

"Everyone loves Krabby Patties." -Spongebob Squarepants

OOOH...What's that???

The Krabby Patty is The Krusty Krab's signature dish with a top secret formula that no one knows but Mr. Krabs, Spongebob, and a few others. It's not much of a secret actually.

Everyone goes crazy for Krabby Patties. Mr. Krabs loves Krabby Patties because it gives him MONEY! Plankton wants to know how they're made so he often steals Krabby Patties. He's pretty envious of Mr. Krab's success. Spongebob is in love with Krabby Patties. It's his favorite food. Patrick annihilates Krabby Patties by the thousands. Even Squidward loves Krabby Patties despite him saying that he hates it.

Spongebob loves Krabby Patties

Keep going Patrick

Stop denying Squidward

Old man Krabs and some green paper $_$

One of Plankton's failed attempts

 This fictional burger under the sea must be that good. Everyone loves it. Might as well go with the flow right? Sure, it's going to be soggy and all but it's cool. This greasy goodness might be a heart attack on a bun (quoted Squidward there) but who cares. It's simply awesome.

 I bet there's some restaurant out there that actually serves Krabby Patties. We might get a taste of it but Spongebob is THE master fry cook so...yeah. It's probably not as good as the one under the sea.

Written by Eldrick Lim and Enrique Ibanez

Dining with the Red Baron

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Red Baron Ribs and Steaks is a small restaurant inside a car wash. It's a place so near to my house that it just probably took us about five minutes to get there. We have always passed by this place, but I had no idea that the food was this good.

What we have here is an order of a medium rare rib-eye steak paired with some creamy Eggs Benedict and flavorful gravy. The steak is really soft and the gravy complements it really well. The same goes for the Eggs Benedict, so I chose to get portions of everything with each spoonful.

I also got myself a drink, actually. This is Good Shepherd's Ube, made from Ube from Baguio City. The glasses they have really reminded me of mayo jars, so I guess it's one jarful of creamy Ube goodness. Look at the whipped cream, man. Who doesn't like whipped cream?

Location: D. Tuazon, Quezon City

Phone: (02) 354 5970

Written By Kersten Loo